Welcome to Story Time. Sit down, and have a nice read.
Snag a pdf and get your read on, Homey. Some are short stories, some are the first chapter of a novel. If you like the first chapter, email me for the full story. Get them while they're cheap, as I currently ain't charging for my ramblings. Mostly because I'm not published... yet.	E-Mail me for the rest of these stories... Tzar Beelthesare and the Chamber of Doom The Black Blade and I ...but these you can read to your heart's content! The King Of Pain The First Recorded Death of Tzar Beelthesare Freshly completed and excellent! And back by popular demand... The Zew Crue, Book I

C: I saw it over there: "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds".
P: "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds"?
C: Yes...
P: O-L-S-E-N?
C: Yes....
P: B-I-R-D-S??
C: Yes.....
P: Yes, well, we do have that, as a matter of fact....
C: The expurgated version....
P: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that...?
C: The expurgated version.
P: The EXPURGATED version of "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds"?!?!?!?!?
C: The one without the gannet!
P: The one without the gannet-!!! They've ALL got the gannet!! It's a Standard British Bird, the gannet, it's in all the books!!!
C: Well, I don't like them...they wet their nests.
P: All right! I'll remove it!! (rrrip!) Any other birds you don't like?!
C: I don't like the robin...
P: The robin! Right! The robin! (rrrip!) There you are, any others you don't like, any others?
C: The nuthatch?
P: Right! The nuthatch, the nuthatch, the nuthatch, 'ere we are! (rrriiip!) There you are! NO gannets, NO robins, NO nuthatches, THERE's your book!
C: can't buy that! It's torn!